fukukaicho:

Kise: [imitating Midorima] Hn. Cancer is number one in today’s horoscope nanodayo. Brace yourself 'nodayo. Now! [shoots the ball] Hn. My shots will never miss.

[ball bounces off the basket]

Kise: Huh?

Kuroko: Looks like you missed.

Kise: Ahaha! I thought it’d work if I imitated Midorimacchi!

Kuroko: Midorima-kun’s three-pointers are something special. Even with your skills, I don’t think they can be copied that easily.

Kise: I really respect him for that.

Kuroko: That said, you did a fairly good imitation of him.

Kise: [imitating Midorima] Hn. I will acquire my lucky item and have my revenge 'nodayo.

Kuroko: If Midorima-kun finds out about this, he’s going to be pissed.

Kise: Ah! Alright, I’ll stop. ‘Kay, Kurokocchi, I’ll pass to you this time!

Kuroko: Please do!

translation credits | grimmfeather